I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Never floss with a stranger.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
