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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
• George Burns

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.
• Claude Pepper

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
• Fred Allen

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
• Naguib Mahfouz

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
• Paula Poundstone

I like children - fried.
• W. C. Fields

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
• Mae West

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
• Hillary Clinton

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
• Bill Vaughan

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
• Ronald Reagan


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