The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
