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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
• W. C. Fields

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
• Rodney Dangerfield

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
• George Burns

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
• Carl Sandburg

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
• H. L. Mencken

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
• Robert Orben

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
• Natalie Wood

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
• David Brenner

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
• Yogi Berra

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
• Bette Davis


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