by Seth Abramson
We’re like Anthony and Cleopatra. We’re like Lewis and Clark. We’re like Leopold and Loeb. We’re like Abbott and Costello. We’re like Gilbert and Sullivan. We’re like John and Paul. We’re like John and Yoko. We’re like Sonny and Cher. We’re like Ike and Tina. We’re like Diana and Dodi. We’re like Thelma and Louise. We’re like Jay and Silent Bob. We’re like Batman and Robin. We’re like Bert and Ernie. We’re like Ken and Barbie.We’re like Bugs and Daffy. We’re like Beavis and Butthead. We’re like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. We’re like Hansel and Gretel. We’re like Dick and Jane.
We’re like Jack and Jill. We’re like Jan & Dean. We’re like Simon & Garfunkel. We’re like Captain & Tennille. We’re like Cheech & Chong. We’re like Donny & Marie. We’re like Hall & Oates. We’re like Starsky & Hutch. We’re like Mork & Mindy. We’re like Laverne & Shirley. We’re like Penn & Teller. We’re like Bill & Ted. We’re like Ben & Jerry. We’re like Tom & Jerry. We’re like Rocky & Bullwinkle. We’re like Chip & Dale. We’re like Ren & Stimpy. We’re like Pinky & the Brain. We’re like Itchy & Scratchy. We’re like Terrance & Phillip.
We’re like Holmes and Watson. Like Bonnie and Clyde. Like Harold and Maude. Like Regis and Kathie Lee. Like Arnold and Willis. Like Zach and Screech. Like Urkel and Laura. Like Will and Carlton. Like Dorian and Turk. Like Jim and Dwight. Like Karen and Jack. Like Sam and Neal. Like George and Barbara. Like Robert and Claudia. Like all my exes and me.
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Last updated November 23, 2022