My sister met Hugh Hefner at a sushi bar called Geisha House in Hollywood

he definitely had on a purple crushed velvet jacket & my sister said he was surrounded by some “nasty-looking girls” & he smooth came up with Hey honey & she made the untranslatable sound that is the Black people version of ew & ugh is inadequate she was like what is he even looking at she had on a black crop top that was basically a bra with spaghetti straps & macramé & hip-length fringe covering her midriff & just wanted to get some
California rolls with her white friends so they kept on walking