[why choose pilipinas?]

the answer is simple, dear ally. the pilipinas are the finest group of
islands in the world, its strategic position unexcelled by that
of any
other global positioning. they afford means of protecting american
interests which, with the very least output of physical power, have
the effect of commanding position for hostile action.

he who promises to return, repeatedly returns. ankle- deep in his
reflection pool, his bronze statue smokes a good bronze corncob
pipe.

his commander- in- chief self- names doctrine: headquarter force
containment of communism. the pilipinas play key logistical roles
supporting service fulcrums of american indochina penetration.
fleets
and stations deploy venereal disease; deflowered local catholics
satiate
battalions, all vietnam bound. in short, the pilipinas are custom
tailored to fit your diverse needs.