two crocodiles gossip by the banks of the thames at abingdon

two old lazy crocodiles are basking by the water
they get round to talk about the macdonalds' daughter

gemini gemini
have you ever set eyes on young stephanie

jiminy jiminy
who lives here in abingdon; the one who is two

gemini gemini
everyone knows she's a smart one that stephanie

jiminy jiminy
oh ever so smart ; there's just nothing she can't do

gemini gemini
so smart; she could be a crocodile could stephanie

jiminy jiminy
she sees what she's after; then snap; and it's true

gemini gemini
if she came by here now; we wouldn't eat young stephanie

jiminy jiminy
oh no; we'd be too scared to even say boo

gemini gemini
so why don't we wish happy birthday to stephanie

jiminy jiminy
then straight in the water before she rings up the zoo

gemini gemini
don't be so daft; she likes creatures does stephanie

jiminy jiminy
ok; but no tears; or she'll raise hullaballoo

and the two old lazy crocodiles who couldn't hurt a fly
sing happy birthday to stephanie as she passes them by