by John Vance Cheney
I 'm just about the color of mud,
I 've a bobby mouth and a knobby back;
I bundle away, I tumble and thud,
I lack the knack of walking a crack.
I sit and think at the chink of my hole—
Nothing like flies for a plump, buff belly—
I rather reckon I have n't any soul,
Though I 'm not altogether pebbles and jelly.
As soon as the roses I smell the rain,
I wink one eye when two would n't do;
I pad my ribs, and I don't complain.
I 'm toad, but no toady—How about you?
Last updated January 14, 2019