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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
• Jay London


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A chair is a very difficult object. A skyscraper is almost easier. That is why Chippendale is famous

• Ludwig Mies van der Rohe



Poems of the Day
  • Eileen Myles
    The Baby
    by Eileen Myles
    The baby says to the old man let's have a cup of coffee the old man says now your're talking