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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
• Will Rogers


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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.
• Claude Pepper


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    Sylvie Baumgartel

    Picnic with Mom
    She goes off to look for birds. I go for a shot in the dark With room for cream. I sneeze. We eat apple And throw stones into the ...