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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
• George Carlin


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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
• Frank Lloyd Wright


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    Christopher Morley

    At The Women's Clubs
    A representation of what happens when Mr. Dunraven Dulcet, the gifted poet, reads some of his verses to an audience of two hundred ladies and ...