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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
• George Carlin


Quotes of the Day

We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.
• W. Somerset Maugham


Poems of the Day
  • Carl Sandburg
    Leather Leggings
    by Carl Sandburg
    THEY have taken the ball of earth and made it a little thing. They were held to the land and horses; they were held to the little seas. They have changed and shaped and welded;