Sadness is almost never anything but a form of fatigue
Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves
Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad
A feeling of sadness and longing that is not akin to pain, and resembles sorrow only as the mist resembles the rain
Nothing is more sad than the death of an illusion
No sadder proof can be given by a man of his own littleness, than disbelief in great men
What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more
