Teething Problems

The novel is rejected at first by uncomprehending
publishers until the following answers are supplied to
urgent questions.
1. He suffers from night-blindness.
2. She was wearing a lot of make-up, and sunglasses.
3. He's fabulously good-looking.
4. His wife doesn't appreciate him and is often away
doing trips, thus leaving him open to temptation,
especially at harvest time when he's likely
to be stirred up, but god knows
(and surely he, Cinyras, had made it quite clear!)
he isn't that kind of man.
5. She's such a little bitch—
I've never been able to handle her—
I can't help it if she turns me on—
I just wanted to kill her.
PS: I hope these answers solve the problems you mention.
PPS: Please ignore the fact that I Am A King — I want to be
published on My Own Merits.