Outsmarting Stupid Cupid

One day stupid cupid came
All my efforts have been in vain
So many times i've laid love's trap
But you have been an elusive rat
so many cute cats i bought
how come every single time I lost
So in my frustration I come
your defense mechanism i want to learn
How you escaped love's poisonous arrow
that ultimately leads to heartbreak and sorrow
"This " I said "is my little secret you little satan,
Whenever you sent someone through the door
I simply looked at the floor
And thus escaped your evil arrows
multiple heartbreaks and sorrows.